Clinton Haters Never Underestimate, Rather Exploit the Stupidity of the General Public

Parker Brothers, makers of the beloved Monopoly board game, have drawn fire from critics for their latest innovation, created in cooperation with Google - Race Card.

With the media in an uproar over her latest gaffe, Senator Clinton herself today addressed the statement she had made when meeting with a group in West Virginia.

Okay, so Bill thinks he was a great President - basing his presumption primarily on the state of the economy during his tenure. But apparently, no one ever dared to tell him,

"It was the internet, stupid!"

Soaring tech stocks kept the Clintons high and dry, no matter how heavily the rapids of Whitewater, Travelgate, Monica, et al attempted to drown the divisive duo in their own silly antics.

Not to be outdone by the McCain camp, Obama today announced their latest jingle, based on the Oscar Mayer Weiner oldie:

Oh I wish I were Barack Hussein Obama
That is what I truly want to be
Cause if I were Barack Hussein Obama
Everyone would be in love with me.
Hey Hey!

David Plouffe followed up the announcement with a simple
"In your FACE, John McCain!"

Pollsters are currently gauging which campaign jingle will have the broadest effect on independents, who researchers suggest make most of their decisions based on jingles.