I'd just like to quickly address the concerns of those enamored with the Clintons, concerning the fate of their beloved Hillary.
According to campaign operatives, Hillary was under a great deal of sniper fire the day she made the RFK assassination gaffe - ultimately leading to the temporary "suspension" of her campaign. Like most stupid comments the Clintons make, reparations must be made. And this takes time.
Okay, so Bill thinks he was a great President - basing his presumption primarily on the state of the economy during his tenure. But apparently, no one ever dared to tell him,
"It was the internet, stupid!"
Soaring tech stocks kept the Clintons high and dry, no matter how heavily the rapids of Whitewater, Travelgate, Monica, et al attempted to drown the divisive duo in their own silly antics.
Journalistic integrity, having become an oxymoron long since they started labeling any controversy some form of -gate, has one of the most exciting general elections in history shaping up to be the most...
Incredibly... boring... sleeper... ever.
I've noticed a VERY disturbing trend here at ClintonHaters.com - and I may very well shut it down if this continues.
Apparently, Socks the Cat is being singled out for hatred. Currently, the poor little guy has secured 100% of the popular vote - though we should note that the majority of superdelegates are still holding out.
While I'm certainly not best pals with Bill and Hillary, I can't understand why Socks is being singled out for persecution. It's as if people are treating this extremely important caucus as a JOKE.
Well this is no joking matter, people.
As the owner of ClintonHaters.com, I was shocked to learn that I failed to make the Clinton Enemy List. You'd think I'd be Clinton Enemy #1, my face plastered across Post Offices throughout... well, Hope, Arkansas or something.
So I thought perhaps I could rectify this glaring omission by creating my own enemy list - and naming Chelsea Clinton as my worst enemy.
I don't really know Chelsea, and perhaps she's a pleasant girl - but I do know that the Clintons get really PO'd when people criticize their daughter.
Vanity Fair fashions a hit piece on the King:
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/07/clinton200807
And Bill, always one to remain above the fray, expresses his concerns:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mayhill-fowler/bill-clinton-purdhum-a-sl_b...
Sleazy, Slimy Scumbag? How very Presidential. Thanks, Bubba.
Loved, cherished, protected, defended... by some 18 million Americans, if you trust Hillary's latest count.
Approximately 215,000,000 people are registered to vote.
So over 8% of the population trust the Clintons enough to actually vote for them.
Using Clinton math, we can just round that up to 10% - or 20,30,40, whatever...
Given a random group of 10 people, one of them strongly supports the Clintons.
I don't know about you - but that actually frightens me.
