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Clinton/Bush Dynasty Will Be Strictly Enforced

Bush Clinton DynastyI'd just like to quickly address the concerns of those enamored with the Clintons, concerning the fate of their beloved Hillary.

According to campaign operatives, Hillary was under a great deal of sniper fire the day she made the RFK assassination gaffe - ultimately leading to the temporary "suspension" of her campaign. Like most stupid comments the Clintons make, reparations must be made. And this takes time.

Clinton: "Take Him Out" Comment Misinterpreted

Hillary Loves ObamaWith the media in an uproar over her latest gaffe, Senator Clinton herself today addressed the statement she had made when meeting with a group in West Virginia.

PUMAs, Cougars, and Bores... oh my!

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2008/06/23/pumas/index.html

PUMAs, a cute acronym for "Party Unity My Ass", is the latest disparaging brand adopted by Hillary's defeated women warriors. Sorry ladies, but you lack the proper "street cred" to be turning derogatory slang on yourselves. For instance, the proper form of "The Bitch is Back!" might be something like "Da Bitchez is Back!" Otherwise, you're just calling yourselves bitches? But I digress...

Loving on the Clintons

I bought this domain on the day I read this article by Stanley Fish:

http://fish.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/03/all-you-need-is-hate/

For anyone interested, here's Wikipedia's background on the man:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Fish

Here's an excerpt from the entry - where some other idiot name Hirsche throws down some heavy Fish Hating, yo:

Ultimately, Hirsche sees Fish as left to "wander in his own Elysian fields, hopelessly alienated from art, from truth, and from humanity."

Oh, those bitter, bickering pseudo-intellectuals, masquerading as scholars...

Let's Just Call it 10%

Loved, cherished, protected, defended... by some 18 million Americans, if you trust Hillary's latest count.

Approximately 215,000,000 people are registered to vote.

So over 8% of the population trust the Clintons enough to actually vote for them.

Using Clinton math, we can just round that up to 10% - or 20,30,40, whatever...

Given a random group of 10 people, one of them strongly supports the Clintons.

I don't know about you - but that actually frightens me.

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