Clinton Haters Never Underestimate, Rather Exploit the Stupidity of the General Public

I've noticed a VERY disturbing trend here at ClintonHaters.com - and I may very well shut it down if this continues.
Apparently, Socks the Cat is being singled out for hatred. Currently, the poor little guy has secured 100% of the popular vote - though we should note that the majority of superdelegates are still holding out.
While I'm certainly not best pals with Bill and Hillary, I can't understand why Socks is being singled out for persecution. It's as if people are treating this extremely important caucus as a JOKE.
Well this is no joking matter, people.
As noted on our registration page, ClintonHaters.com has received the most popular visitors in the HISTORY of the internet. (Yes, I decide who's popular and who's not - but let's not quibble semantics.)
So stop abusing the important right to vote that I have FREELY given you - regardless of race, color, creed, sexual orientation, yada yada - and give poor Socks a break.
If even ONE more person votes for Socks the Cat, I will personally forward their IP address to the Clintons - so they can deal with YOU personally!
I heard Vince Foster once stepped on Socks' tail - got the message? Huh?
Okay then - let's all be adults here and lay off poor Socks.
Civil Discourse, people. Not piling on Socks the Cat cuz you think it's cute.
Though, if you think about it, he would be a tremendous asset to the Obama Campaign. As I recall, Socks is both black AND white, bridging the racial divide. And just so cute and cuddly...
Socks the Cat for Democratic VP! Make your voice heard today!